Potato Cake OZ
Yes some bozzo wants to sell u a Potato Cake in the shape of Australia. By the time the auction has finished, the country will be covered in green, no not vegatation, but mold. Please note, seller is in Melton South which says it all.
Breast Butter
Boob butter anyone, spreads well!
Pork Crackel or Cockal
Pork crackling or the victim of a bizarre accident - U BE THE JUDGE!
Pussy Vibrator
Hello kitty vibrator
Apache Longbow for sale
Apache Helicopter for sale...some interesting questions where asked of the seller:
Q: Could you tell me if it has any anti-theft devices or remote central locking? 22-Mar-06
A: Hi Tenisballz Good question no central locking but built in safeguards you need to have the lean build of a woman the legs of a giant and the height of a dwarf (term not meant to offend)to get into the front seat,the rear seat is a little more generous. When shopping just remove the tasking hard disk.
Q: have u got one in beige? 22-Mar-06
A: Hi Kingchill Sorry cannot accommodate your request generates TOO much trouble with the neighbours, like the guy in Cornwall with the hangar and the MDH500 it already smokes and smells like a filling station ,but keeps the neighbours in compliance when I check out the cannon using the heads up display.
Q: Can you confirm how much postage would be for special delivery to london? 22-Mar-06
A: Hi Geffen Dificult to quote my kitchen scales only go up to 850g I am on a diet.
Q: can I take it for a test drive? 22-Mar-06 A: Hi Be Unfortunately NO Test Drives But you can sit on the Missile Pod
....and the list goes on!
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- Think Jimmy Neutron, the Absent Minded Professor, and All the kids from Hackers... Now take away that spark of genius... And add an old lighter that has run out of gas... Yup, that sums me up well.
1 comment:
Thats the shape of Australia? I think that guy needs to go back to school and relearn his geography. ;)
And Well... The helicopter... What a boys toy that would be... :D
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