Thucking Thuny Stuff, Friday 5th May 2006

Okay, some jokes for the folks:

Married Couple and the Egg

A couple get married and decide to have a separate draw each for private stuff. The other partner is never to look in there.

But after 20 years, the husband's curiosity gets the better of him and he looks in the draw. He finds three eggs and $120.
When his gets home, he fesses up to taking a look.

"What did you find"? she asks him. "I found three eggs and $120" the husband says.

The wife tells him that every time she was unfaithful, she put an egg in the draw.
The husband reckons that after 20 years, cheating three times isn't so bad.

"But what's the $120 for then"? asks the husband asks.

"Well" said the wife, "every time I got a dozen eggs I sold 'em!"

Intel, IBM and SUN

An employee from Intel, IBM and Sun go to the bathroom for a piss. When they finish they all go to wash their hands.

The guy from Intel washes his hands, goes to a roll of paper towels, pulls out every last sheet and dries his hands thoroughly with them. He says to the others 'At Intel, we are very thorough.'

The guy from IBM washes his hands, goes to another roll and rips off a single sheet and carefully and methodically dries every inch of his hands and says 'At IBM, we are very thorough and very efficient.'

The guy from Sun watches them, then turns to walk out with them. 'At Sun, we don't piss on our hands.'

The Diver

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but he had on no scuba gear what soever.

The diver went down another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went down another 25 feet, but minutes later, the same guy again joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out his waterproof chalkboard, and wrote,

"How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote,
"I'm drowning, you moron!"